Tag: Morgan

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  • Arrgh and all that guff.

    Arrgh it’s good to be back on the brine wiv a bunch ov cutthroats, villains an wannabe sea dogs. It does me soul a good turn ta see dese press ganged land lubbers turning into sailors ov da theivin’ kind. By the Powers, me scurvy mouth be sick ov dis …

  • Slippery Bastard

    Because I don't think too fast, folks think I miss stuff, they're wrong. Me eye's is always moving, I smell better than a human (except Shiny) an I can kinda read what people are thinking by looking at their face. I'm not stupid, I just got dis rage …

  • Shiite Shanty's

    *The Ballad of Captain Morgan* Afloat on the high seas Comfy hammock for a bed The slippery bastard Morgan Lay down his lying head His crew were all happy Except for the Dwarves Whose bodies were floating Face down by the wharves *The …

  • A Pirate's life for me

    ‘Three fathoms captain. They called three fathoms.’ ‘I heard the Gods cursed call Mr. Cog, We’re holding course.’ The Lying Wench cruised on implacable, the sea a hissing shimmer of sound as her bow cut through it. The Shackles Sea is clear and blue and …